Friday, July 15, 2016

TRAMP!

Trampolines. Ban them. They should go the way of the three wheeled trike. Inherently dangerous and of no intrinsic value. There are three things I will not tolerate: Intolerance of other people's culture, the Dutch and trampolines.

Back story: I ruptured my patellar tendon and tore my mcl & acl on a trampoline on May 29, 2016. Had surgery on May 30, 2016 to repair said damage. It is now 6 weeks later and my (right) knee is still in an immobilizer. I was in great shape, routinely running six mile clips averaging 7:45 minute miles and I was riding my ass off. Complete stop. 60 to zero.

I go back to the doctor today to get my first taste of flexion. Apparently they start me with 30 degrees of flexion. It is my sincere desire that this is the first step in my complete recovery. I have no idea though. All I know is I need to get back on my feet and begin my campaign against trampolines.

TLDR: Trampolines are the devils game.